CPR 3-1-2012 PET WORLD ROCKED BY CLAIM OF SECOND VIRGINIA DOG

News reached the Paddock Avenue Pets today of the claim by Virginia that she had adopted a dog at Loyola-- a Jesuit dog supposedly named Harper. Virginia sent photos of her claimed adopted dog to your reporter, who is publishing these photos so that our readership may weigh in on the question of whether or not this is a hoax. Those pets who have examined these photos are divided on whether or not they depict a new, actual Pet of Virginia. Lady Emma, who considers herself an expert on matters canine, thinks that the dogs look different in each photo, and hence are not photos of one unified pet, but rather a canine composite, which would make the adoption of a single dog a hoax, unless of course Virginia adopted three dogs, in which event the three votes the dogs could exercise in the next election for Head Pet could change the complexion of the race, making it a more canine, and less feline, complexion, which in Lady's opinion,would then require her campaign to employ an entirely different muzzle cleansing creme. Libby in examining the photos said all dogs look alike to her, and that while some of her best friends were dogs (Lady Emma), she felt Harper, if real, should stay in Baltimore, where there was less competition for breakfast. Daisy the Cat sagely pointed out that Virginia would not be allowed to have dogs in her dorm, and that the story that the dog ":Harper" resided off campus in some Jesuit Priest's home sounded a bit too canonical to her to be true. Pharoah said he had gotten taken in by the whole Kardashian/Humphries wedding scam, and he had yet to have the silver litter box he had gifted the couple returned, and he wasn't about to be taken in by some shaggy dog story until he saw the actual dog license. Jay Catsby said it didn't matter if the adoption was real or not; the Dog was south of the Hancock Parallel, and hence was his subject, and he Jay Catsby expected Harper to pay tribute to he, Jay Catsby, as Emperor. Lady Emma for her part disputed that the issue of who ruled the territory south of the Hancock Parallel had been resolved in their aborted Peace Talks, and threatened to blockade the Chesapeake Bay to cut off cat toys, tickling feathers and all forms of tribute to the Emperor Catsby until Peace Talks resumed. Things got fairly tense at this point so it was decided to let the CPR readership decide the issue for themselves. SPONSORED BY MIRACLE MUZZLE CLEANSING CREME, The Creme that can Change the Complexion of an Entire Electoral Race