Word had reached Lady Emma's Head Pet Administration that the boys--Jay Catsby, Pharoah, and Darnell-- were meeting to discuss again to discuss the launch of their magazine, PAWBOY, Lady Emma, as Head Pet, is also in charge of the 540 Paddock Peace Forces, and her informants suggested there could potentially be a Riotous Assembly which might need to be Quelled by Lady's Forces of Reason, as she likes to refer to her army, navy, and marines, a/k/a Libby the Cat. So Lady showed up to monitor the meeting. (Photo 1) Sure enough, when Pharoah again floated the idea that the magazine should be renamed, this time as "PHAROAH ILLUSTRATED", Jay Catsby haka chanted his disagreement,(Photo 2) which led to Pharoah challenging Jay Catsby to step outside, (Oh yeah, you can't, can you? You're an indoor pussy, Pussy!), which of course led to the further in"fur"iation of Catsby (Photo 3), and nearly to a full fledged Riotous Assembly! . Fortunately, by reason of Lady Emma's prophylactic presence, she was able to summon her Forces of Reason,Libby, who Quickly Quelled the Riotous Assembly by hosing down the Boys with High Powered Hisses. SPONSORED BY LADY'S FORCES OF REASONS. LADY EMMA WANTS YOU!
Monday, March 19, 2012
CPR RIOTOUS ASSEMBLY QUELLED
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