CPR 9-11-2012  THE AMBASSADOR CATSBY WAITS FOR A LETTER FROM EVELINA AND THE PROFESSOR VILLARS OF LOYOLA UNIVERSITY

Jay Catsby, in his capacity as Ambassador to the Imperial Court of the Emperor 
Jay Catsby, waited all day today on the back porch on his Ambassadorial 
Scratching Seat, waiting for a packet boat to cross the pond adjacent to the 
back yard, which pond is also known as "Star" Lake. ("Star" being a Quinnipiac 
Indian term which loosely translated means "Body of water that Lady Emma sniffs 
at the edge of and occasionally wolfs down goose poop from").  It is Catsby's 
understanding that the packet boat was to bear a letter from the Professor 
Villars, of Loyola, responding to the Ambassador's recent missive addressing his 
intentions towards the Professor's pretty Scottish Foal ward, Evelina.  It was 
Catsby's further understanding that this packet boat would be arrive by crossing 
the Chesapeake Bay, traveling up the Quinnipiac River, and then crossing the 
pond in the back yard.  If indeed there are other bodies of water involved in 
the journey, the Ambassador does not want to hear about them, as it will only 
make the journey, and the wait for Evelina's response, longer.  Regrettably, by 
the end of the day, the boat had not arrived, so it has turned out to be a long 
wait after all.  Catsby, like most cats, measures time in units of naps, and 
this wait was nearly an 20 napper, which is practically a full day.  The 
Ambassador feels the wait, like the naps, will be worth it though, so he will 
return tomorrow to pine for the packet he is sure to arrive.  Ah love.  Ah naps. 
 
SPONSORED BY PUSSYCAT PACKETS AND OCEAN AND LITTER BOX LINERS, A LONG DIVISION 
OF PHAROAH THE CAT AND JAY CATSBY ENTERPRISES, HONG KONG.