CPR 2-18-2012  PHAROAH'S SATURDAY NIGHT DATE

Being a venture cat capitalist, manufacturer, and promoter, can be fairly 
exhausting, especially when there are problems in the chain of supply, as often 
happens when your labor is comprised mainly of flaky and adoringly exploitable 
kittens.  So at least one night a week you need a night out, and Pharoah's night 
out happens to fall on a Saturday.  It turns out that Pharoah has a standing 
date with the single lady who lives across the street, who for the sake of 
discretion, we will refer to as "G". Pharoah's practice is to start grooming 
himself around 4:30, and he does a very thorough job, as you can see by the 
attached photos.  He usually starts on his chest, then moves on to his paws, and 
finally he cleans behind his ears.  Then he applies a splash of cat cologne, a 
Snow Bengalese brand, called "Cheat-eh".  Around 5:30 PM or so he stands by the 
door and starts meowing to be let out.  He then trots across the street (looking 
carefully both ways before crossing) and sits on "G's" doorstep until "G" lets 
him in.  What goes on inside G's house for the next fourteen hours no one knows 
(and Pharoah isn't talking) but the humans at 540 Paddock are usually alerted 
around 9:30 Sunday morning that "Pharoah is here".  When your reporter goes 
across the street (looking carefully both ways) to pick up Pharoah, he is 
usually greeted at the front door by a purring Pharoah being held by a slyly 
smiling "G".  Your reporter always politely states that he "hopes Pharoah was no 
trouble" and G usually responds, " Oh he's no trouble at all. He loves to sleep 
on my bed." That rascal. 
 
SPONSORED BY "CHEAT-EH": THE MASCULINE CAT COLOGNE FOR THE CAT WHO LIKES TO PLAY 
AROUND