CPR 10-11-2012 NATIONAL VICE HEAD PET DEBATE DRAWS POOR RATINGS

The National Vice Head Pet Debate between Paw Ryan and Joe Bite'm took place 
tonight at the MERIDEN HUMANE SOCIETY FENCED IN YARD, but really, no one was 
watching.  Your Reporter was watching the Yankees-Orioles,  and all the Pets 
were at Lady Emma's Mid Head Pet Debate Party, which was a Pajama Party, held in 
the upstairs bedroom (Photos 1, 2 and 3) At Lady's Pajama Party, everybody was 
singing, and dancing to the music, and Cokes were in the ice box, and DJ Darnell 
kept the records spinning, all of which was way more interesting than Paw and 
Bite'm growling at each other for hours, and for that matter, watching hitters 
strike out for 14 innings of  Yankee-Orioles game. However, Lady Emma did issue 
a statement, which is that she didn't believe in vice, only in virtue, and hence 
her Pajama Party would not field a vice Head Pet Candidate.  So without Lady's 
endorsement, the Media boycotted the debate, and the only thing that is known 
about the encounter between the Vice Head Pet Candidates is  that Paw, a 
Yorkshire Terrier, and Bite'm, a Boston Terrier, apparently spent the evening 
wrestling over a chew toy, and the whole thing, while spirited, only seemed to 
confirm the fact  that the Office of the Vice Head Pet  was not worth much more 
than a pitcher of warm drool. So the practical political fallout from the debate  
was to provide a bounce in the polls (as well as on the upstairs bed) for Lady 
Emma, who had gone on record even before the debate against drooling on the 
upstairs bedspread. 
 
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COMPANY-- "THE TOY TO CHEW WHEN YOU'VE HAD MORE THAN A FEW"