CPR 10-25-2012 LADY EMMA SHARES  DEBATE SECRETS

Lady Emma's success in the National Head Pet debates has caused many to ask who 
has been her debate coach.  Most have assumed that all of the 540 Pets 
participated in Lady's preparation, and of course they all helped.  Daisy the 
Cat, based on her experience with ski cap modeling and her serving as a 
spokesperson for an International chain of hair chewing salons, coached Lady on 
poise (pronounced "paw-se");  Darnell, with his online and Union College 
education, briefed Lady on the issue of the Nap Deficit, and devised her Four 
Paw Plan for Nap Creation; Pharoah, hailing from Snow Bengalia, and Libby,  a 
refugee from the Pussies Republic of Weepy Eyelandia, helped shape Lady's 
fur-reign policy rhetoric; and of course Catsby packed the Debate Audience with 
minions from his Empire all carefully cued to disrupt Lady's opponents' comments 
with synchronized Haka chanting. But the key to Lady's success during the debate 
were the nightly wrestling matches she had with Hedgie, her trusted aide-de-camp 
and work out partner.  (Photos 1, 2, and 3).  "How do you think I have been able 
to maintain my captivating shape?"  Lady asked Diane Sawyer during Diane's visit 
to her campaign headquarters.  "A girl in this dog-eat-dog world has to take 
advantage of every edge she can get." Barkley Pellomello and Barkbark Obama 
certainly noticed the work Lady put into her debate prep! Linda McMahon, eat 
your heart out. 
 
SPONSORED BY THE WHWF (World Hedgie Wrestling Federation) (Parental Advisory: 
Some of these Photos of Hedgie and Lady wrestling are suitable for children)