CPR 10-12-2011 THIS ISN'T OVER YET CATSBY
Rumors abounded (not unlike Tigger in Winnie the Pooh) today that Justice Silvio Scatia would issue his opinion tomorrow, when your reporter visits Cabbage Hill and is able to photograph him on top of his refrigerator, or rather, bench. The hold up in the issuance of his opinion has apparently been that lately the Justice has not looked his best, due to the flea infestation that has rocked Cabbage Hill. Justice Scatia was said to be scratching his head while reading Justice Sotomeow's decision, although he may have just been scratching his head because of the flea infestation. However, according to Justice Scatia's clerk, Miss Ginny (Justice Scatia finds it useful to have human input into his decision making, particularly input in the form of being fed), Justice Scatia is concerned about the appearance of im-pet-priety, which is different in his view than the appearance of impropriety, or im-pup-priety, which is okay, since dogs don't deserve even handed, or even pawed, treatment, being an inferior species than cats. But of course Justice Scatia's views regarding dogs were covered fairly thoroughly in Part One of his decision. See CPR 10-4-2011.Nevertheless, Lady Emma and Pharoah were somewhat encouraged by the rumors, and met together in the chair in the kitchen (Photo 1) to discuss whether it would be a good idea to send a gift basket to Justice Scatia before he issued his decision. However, they were interrupted in their planning by an eavesdropping Catsby (Photo 2), which cut short their deliberations, and which resulted in a confused Pharoah thinking that he was to be delivered in the gift basket to Justice Scatia (Photo 3). Your reporter figures that if it keeps him from sneaking out tonight and stealing more laptops, there is no point disabusing him of the notion.So he can sleep in the basket tonight. Wimoweh. Sponsored by the Tokens. Wimoweh. The Lion Sleeps Tonight.
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