CPR 10-10-2011 JUSTICE SOTOMEOW ISSUES MY, ER RATHER, HER DECISION

Justice Gracie SotoMeow has issued her opinion, from the Highest Court, on top of the refrigerator at 540 Paddock, in the case of Lady Emma vs. Libby the Cat. " I, Justice Gracie SotoMeow, and not Jay Catsby my clerk, he has nothing to do with this, this is all me, myself, I, and not Catsby, all he did was examine the record, and watch it go round and round and round, which sure made me, I mean, him, dizzy! No,this decision is entirely mine, Justice Gracie SotoMeow, and Jay Catsby, my clerk, HAS ABSOLUTELY AND POSITIVELY HAD NO HAND, OR PAW, IN WRITING THIS DECISION, certainly not by holding the feathered Quill Pen in his paws and struggling painstakingly with each little quilling, or by being bemused by the Feather of the Pen, not unlike those cats on the CAT SHOW CHANNEL, which I, meaning me Justice SotoMeow and certainly not Jay Catsby my clerk who does love watching the feather part of the judging, or so he tells me, or would have told me if he had anything to do with the actual quilling of this opinion, which of course he didn't , given that it was solely and wholly me, Justice SotoMeow, not me, Jay Catsby, who I don't even know what the decision is, except of course that I am the Justice SotoMeow, and my decision is JAY CATSBY WINS! JAY CATSBY WINS! JAY CATSBY WINS! And of course to prove that it is I, Justice SotoMeow, who is making this decision, and not anyone else, and certainly not Catsby, my clerk, I am attaching to my opinion a photo of me Justice Gracie Sotomeow standing on top of the refrigerator looking judicial, and a photo of me, Justice Gracie SotoMeow, reading my opinion from my food bowl, where my clerk Jay Catsby certainly did not put it there for me to read, as an opinion is not OFFICIAL and IMPORTANT unless it is read from a food bowl, and every cat knows this, even one made dizzy by his examination of the record going round,round, round, or, er, rather HER examination of the record, as I, Justice Gracie SotoMeow, am a wise Latina female cat, and not a male cat, like Catsby would be if he had anything to do with being dizzy or quilling this opinion, even though distinctions such as male and female are largely moot (a wise latina word) when pets have been neutered, as I have been told both myself and Justice SotoMeow have been, or rather, myself, Justice SotoMeow, has been told, Catsby hasn't been told anything, this decision is a complete SURPRISE to him, I am sure, just as it will be a suprise to Pharoah-- hey Pharoah! Wake up! (Photo 3) You lost! I won! I mean, not I, Justice Sotomeow, not I, I haven't won, I am above the law, I am above the refrigerator, and the lettuce, and the milk, and the left over humus from when Dominic was home, actually, it is not I who have won, no, but JAY CATSBY WHO HAS WON! who isn't me, of course, Justice Gracie Sotomeow, but me, or rather, him, Jay Catsby my clerk who had nothing to do with the quilling of this opinion, oh feather how you excite me, I mean him, not I, or me, rather, but Jay Catsby who has won. Yes, definitely Jay Catsby has won the eating competition. Jay Catsby, who is not me nor has ever been me. Dizzy, so dizzy. So Says Me, Jay, I mean, J as in Justice, Justice Gracie SotoMeow. SPONSORED BY JUSTICE GRACIE SOTOMEOW and definitely not sponsored in any way by Jay Catsby. Wait. What. I'm neutered? A CPR shout out to Dominic Calistro-- Happy 21st Birthday!                                  Prev  |  Next  Date: To: Cc: Subject: CPR 10-10-2011 JUSTICE SOTOMEOW ISSUES MY, RATHER HER, DECISION Size: Attachments: