CPR 10-9-2011 JAY CATSBY'S STRUGGLE FOR JUSTICE

Jay Catsby, in his capacity as Clerk for Justice Gracie SotoMeow, has been 
struggling to draft an opinion declaring himself the un-interfered with winner 
of the Eating Competition.  While he clearly knows the result, his main struggle 
is reasoning to the result.  Well in truth, his main struggle is with using a 
quill pen. It isn't just the clumsiness of holding the quill with his paws; it's 
the feather. Feathers drive Catsby crazy. It puts in him in mind of cat show 
judging. Not that Catsby has ever been in a cat show. But he is a religious 
watcher of the CSC (The Cat Show Channel), and the part of the judging where the 
cat is tickled with a feather is always the most dramatic part of the show.  So 
Catsby tends to put off the actual writing of the opinion,and spends a lot of 
time consulting the record.  Unfortunately, Catsby's grasp of a clerk's 
responsibilities is fairly literal-- he assumes that the record he is supposed 
to be consulting is the one found on the record player. See photo 1.  He also 
doesn't consult the record so much as he guards it. See Photos 2 and 3.  But he 
certainly looks handsome doing so. 
 
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