CPR 9-13-2012 LETTER FROM CAPTAIN DARNELL DARNELLERS TO PROFESSOR VILLARS OF LOYOLA

DEAR PROFESSOR: 
 
Villars? What kind of name is that?  You wouldn't be one of them Frenchies, 
would you?  Professor Froggy! 
 
Well, Professor, shiver my litters, I hear you have one pretty kitty there.  
What say you send her up here on the Bolt Bus!  Let Ambassador Piggy Pussy 
Squishy Face wait on his scratching seat for her packet boat to cross the Pond!  
Har har-- let him waddle down to the pond like some kind of duck and fall in 
like the Monsieur Slippery Charlemagne he thinks he is!  Here's a few photos of 
what your princess is missing, cat napping down there in Baltimore!  Let her 
spend some time with a real cat, not some fancy pants pushed in puss face! 
Yours-- Captain Darnell   Arghh! 
 
SPONSORED BY BOLT BUS.  CATS RIDE CHEAP!  HELPS US DEAL WITH THE MICE IN THE 
LAV!