CPR 10-16-2012 FACT CHECKING THE END OF THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE FIRST NATIONAL HEAD PET DEBATE

Jay Catsby, who didn't get to ask his question of the candidates last night, 
because time ran out in the First Quarter, was mollified by the Leash of Feline 
Voters when it appointed him Official Fact Checker for the End of the First 
Quarter of the Debate.  (See Photos 1 and 2, Catsby checking the facts, and 
Photo 3, Catsby washing his paw after checking the facts).  In checking the 
Facts, Jay Catsby determined that it was an Indisputable Fact that his case, Jay 
Catsby the Corporation vs. Jay Catsby the Cat, was the seminal case regarding 
Pet Conflicts of Interest, and further that it was an Indisputable Fact that the 
Clock had run out on the First Quarter of the Debate, because neither Barkbark  
nor Mutt had any timeouts to stop the clock, in that they had wasted and lost 
their time outs by challenging the moderator and by challenging Lady Emma., 
ineffectively and irritatingly.  Lastly, Jay Catsby fact checked that Mutt 
Romney was not made out of stone, and that he should have agreed with the 
Moderator Barkley Pellomello that Lady Emma had the most adorable dogface. The 
consequences of Mutt's failure to endorse with enthusiasm the adorableness of 
Lady's dogface has led Catsby to recommend to the Leash of Feline Voters that 
economic sanctions be imposed on Mutt's candidacy, including a limitation on 
imports, a tariff on exports, and a blockade of selective polling places. 
 
SPONSORED BY JAY CATSBY THE CAT.  YES,   I'M JAY CATSBY, AND I CHECKED THE FACTS 
IN THIS MESSAGE.