CPR 10-23-2012 BARKBARK CONCEDES NATIONAL HEAD PET ELECTION

Two weeks before the actual Election, Barkbark Obama (Photo 1) conceded the contest for National Head Pet in a sparsely attended news conference, attended by Barkbark's mother (Photo 2) and some old mongrel (Photo 3) who was there because he heard there would be free cheesy dog treats after the news conference. Surrounded by one or two other tearful followers, many of whom had received the news that in fact there would be no cheesy dog treats following the conference, Barkbark made the following statement: Barkbark: My friends, I am proud of the campaign we have run, but the time has come to respect the will of the Pet World and concede that this dog just won't hunt. (Cries of "No No!' and " Where's the cheesy dog treats! We were promised cheesy dog treats! ring out from the tearful followers, barkbark's mom, and the mongrel who is only there for the cheesy dog treata). We had hoped that our plan to switch to alternative "green" invisible fencing would appeal to pets seeking to enjoy more play time outdoors, but we didn't get much of a chance during the debates to outline our program; in fact we actually didn't even get any chance during the debates to speak. (Cries of "Barkley was in the bag for Lady!" and "Who thought it was a good idea to have a fat crow moderate a town hall meeting!" and "Where's the cheesy snacks!" are shouted out by tearful followers, etcetera) But no, my furry friends, let's face it, it wouldn't have made a difference. Heck, even I am going to vote for Lady Emma. She is a dog of destiny!" Following these concessionary remarks, the crowd bolted from the hall, in search of real concessions, in the form of tasty cheesy dog treats. SPONSORED OF COURSE BY CHEESY DOG TREATS, MADE THE WAY YOUR GRANDMA MADE THEM, IF YOUR GRANDMA WAS SOME KIND OF CANINE CONCESSIONAIRE, BUT I'M NOT SAYING SHE IS, I'M JUST SAYING