CPR 10-29-2012 MARTIAL LAW DECLARATION UPHELD

In Storm Sandy related news, Pharoah the Cat, required to stay inside all day 
because of the howling winds. and not happy about it (Photo 1, Pharoah, not 
happy about staying inside, stalking the family room in discontent) appealed 
Lady Emma's imposition of martial law to the Highest Court of Justice Gracie 
Sotomeow, who happened to be riding the circuit on the bed upstairs at the time 
of appeal.   Lady, armed with the brief prepared by Jay Catsby, Clerk to the 
Sotomeow Court, argued the brief so compellingly that she put both the Justice 
and Lady to fall asleep, only waking up briefly for the ceremonial photos before 
the issuance of the Jay Catsby, er rather, the Justice Sotomeow, opinion, 
upholding the imposition of Martial Law (Photos 2 and 3), and keeping Pharoah 
confined indoors, to his extreme displeasure. (Again, see Photo 1) 
 
SPONSORED BY SANDIE THE SHORTBREAD COOKIE, DECIDING TO CASH IN ON THE NOTORIETY 
OF SANDY THE STORM.  STOCK UP NOW WHILE YOU CAN.