CPR 10-31-2012 LADY EMMA TIMES HALLOWEEN CELEBRATION TO COINCIDE WITH THE END OF MARTIAL LAW

 

 

By Executive Order, by the authority vested in Lady Emma as Acting- Interim- 
During the Hurricane Mainly But Not Exclusively and Maybe- Even- We -Should 
-Just -Drop- the- Interim- as She is Such a Shoo-In -To- Be -Elected -Permanent- 
National- Head- Pet -and Will- Remain- So- for- the Foreseeable- Future, So 
Help-Me- God, which is the title Lady currently goes by, or at least that was 
the title given her in the opinion issued by Justice Gracie Sotomeow and 
authored by Jay Catsby, Law Clerk ( who filled up a whole folio of foolscap and 
made quite a mess scrawling  Lady Emma's title with the claws of his paws) ,  by 
that authority, that is, Lady Emma lifted the curfew that followed upon her 
imposition of martial law, and allowed the Pets to go outdoors to frolic and 
celebrate Halloween.  However, by Executive Order 29, issued by her simply as 
the Household Head Pet, she made it clear that her costume had to be the 
prettiest, and the most perfect, and so it was.  (Photos 1, 2, and 3, Lady on 
the front porch, waiting for Trick and Treaters, in her pretty and perfect 
Princess costume).  The other pets also posed for photos in their costumes, but 
by Executive Order 30, only Lady's costume gets shown in this Report. 
 
SPONSORED BY EXECUTIVE ORDER NUMBER 29.  YOU'VE BEEN SERVED.