CPR 9-20-2012 HEAD PET STATEMENT RILE GOATS, PIGS, COWS

Daisy the Cat (DTC), Lady Emma's SpokesCat,  spent a busy day today responding 
to criticism from the Pet Press, which condemned Lady Emma's candid comments of 
yesterday: "They're goats, they're pigs, they're cows, who gives a flying f**k".  
The Pet Press seized upon the comment as evidence that Lady Emma was insensitive 
to the needs of those goats, pigs, and cows who are kept as pets, the so-called 
"47%" of the Pet Electorate.  DTC says that Lady Emma's comment was 
misinterpreted, that Lady Emma is a friend of all pets, and that as proof of 
Lady Emma's  compassion,  and commitment to pet diversity, she has appointed an 
incredibly cute and photogenic baby alpaca       to her Head Pet kitchen 
cabinet. (Photos 1, 2  and 3).  This appointment apparently had its desired 
effect, as immediately following DTC's announcement, the Pet Press  spent the 
rest of the press conference oohing and ahhing over how cute the Alpaca was, and 
fighting over who would extend the first dinner invitation to little "Allie" (as 
the Pet Press nicknamed her), silencing for the moment any and all criticism of 
Lady Emma's comments made the day earlier.  As Lady Emma herself asked the Pet 
Press (despite DTC's attempt to limit her participation in the give and take of 
the press conference, given her unresolved Canine Tourette's) "How f**king cute 
is that f**king Alpaca" 

SPONSORED BY LI'L ALLIE, A RISING STAR IN LADY EMMA'S KITCHEN CABINET