CPR 10-18-2012 THE GREAT FACT CHECKER CHECKS THE FACTS AT THE NATIONAL HEAD PET TOWN HALL DEBATE

The Emperor Jay Catsby has added to his titles the sobriquet "The Great Head Pet Debate Fact Checker", which he is planning to emblazon on a tee shirt, if he can find one large enough to accomodate both this title and his girth. Speaking of girth, there was an embarassing moment after the Town Hall Debate, when Catsby was asked to check the facts, and misheard, and instead began inspecting the fat, specifically Candy Crow-ly's, which led to a great caw-ing in protest, as however innocent, the fact, or fat, remains that birds do not enjoy having cat claws poked into them, even if for purposes of legitimate scientific measurement. Once Catsby's assignment was straightened out, he examined with critical eye (Photos 1, 2 and 3, Catsby examining with critical eye(s)) the claim that Lady Emma was a Nap Creator. Having snuggled up with Lady Emma as recently as during the Town Hall Debate itself, in fact during his questioning of her as an undecided independent Pet Voter, Catsby is pleased to pronounce that Lady Emma's claim of being is Nap Creator is not only essentially accurate, it is ASTONISHINGLY FANTASTICALLY AMAZINGLY ACCURATE!!!! Catsby also pronounced Candy Crow-ly to be a bit hefty for a Crow, and issued a warning to the other Pets that if they knew what was good for them they should stay out of the way of the moderator at the Post Debate Buffet if they didn't want to get trampled while reaching for an hor d'oeuvre. SPONSORED BY THE GREAT FACT CHECKER HIMSELF, JAY CATSBY