CPR 11-1-2012 PETS RESCUE HALLOWEEN FROM HUMAN STUPIDITY

While the cats in the household were happy that the Martial Law deemed necessary 
to prevent scavenging and looting during Sandy was repealed, they were less 
happy that the 540 humans forgot to buy candy to distribute to the Trick and 
Treaters, necessitating the giveaway of cans of Fancy Feast to the few sad souls 
daring to brave the darkness of the 540 Driveway.  In order to prevent the 
giveaway of all of the household's Fancy Feast, and the depletion of the 
breakfast inventory, Darnell, Daisy, and Catsby donned costumes and pretended to 
be trick or treaters , so that they could collect the cans of Fancy Feast 
themselves.  Darnell dressed as a swashbuckling pirate (Photo 1), and Daisy as a 
witch (Photo 2), and Catsby forced himself to wear a hat (Photo 3), although his 
heart wasn't in it, as he wanted to dress as an Emperor,  but he forgot to 
arrange for his robes to be delivered from the dry cleaners, and given that the 
Humans couldn't rouse themselves to even buy candy, it was no surprise to him 
that they completely neglected buffing and shining his crown in time for the 
Halloween celebration.  But the cats, by repeatedly going in and out of the 
house, and ringing the doorbell, were able more or less to secure the entire 36 
can pack of Classic Chicken, Beef, and Turkey Feast for themselves, which made 
not only for a very Happy Halloween, but for a contented first week of November.  
 
SPONSORED BY CLASSIC FANCY FEAST IN 36 CAN PACKAGES.  WORTH DRESSING UP FOR.