CPR 11-4-2012 LADY EMMA FLIP FLOP ERODES DOMESTIC HEAD PET SUPPORT

Lady Emma, who has run for National Head Pet on a platform focused on the 
elimination of the nap deficit, drew criticism for her recent actions during 
Super Storm Sandy, when she ordered the rationing of naps until the emergency 
was over.  Pharoah the Cat, Spokesperson for SCORN (Snow bengals Opposed to 
Rationing Naps), issued this statement: "While we sympathize with the pets who 
have lost their naps on Staten Island, New Jersey, and certain couch-al areas 
along the northeast, Lady took the No Fewer, A Lot More-r Naps Pledge, so what 
kind of d*gsh*t move is this, rationing naps?" (See photo 1, Pharoah being a 
spokescat, struggling not to nap). Darnell, who initially  misunderstood Lady's 
rationing directive, and assumed she was ordering gas rationing, (after all, 
this was a cat known at one time at Union College as "Fartnell") and tried for 
over a week not to pass gas, was so exhausted and bloated by his efforts that he 
did not have to be coaxed by Pharoah in joining him for a protest nap. (Photo 
2).  Lady Emma, for her part, was stung by the criticism, and sought cover from 
the press under the covers. (Photo 3). How this will affect the balloting in the 
National Head Pet Election is anyone's guess, but Lady's campaign, which seemed 
unstoppable only a week ago, has run into turbulence as severe as that unleashed 
by Sandy, and no, we are not referring to the mighty wind released by Darnell 
after holding it in for a week, although that certainly hasn't helped anyone 
either. 
 
SPONSORED BY THE LAST DAYS OF THE CAMPAIGN. (DARNELL UNLEASHES THE KRAKEN!)