CPR 1-31-2013 ROID REVELATIONS SHOCK MLMH

 

The Pet World was abuzz today following the revelations emerging about Darnell 
(photo 1, snarling at reporters), who had been seen and photographed scurrying 
out of a shadowy  "Cat Clinic" located  in an old nursery school located in 
Woodbridge Connecticut,  carrying vials of FGH (Feline Growth Hormone), 
apparently given to him by a shadowy "Cat Fancy-er" named Dr. Gin.  After the 
photograph appeared in the on line calistropetreport.blogspot.com/, the 
Commissioner of MLMH (Major League Mouse Hunting), Butt Smelling, (who bears an 
uncanny resemblance to Pharoah the Cat) (Photo 2) announced the appointment of 
an Independent Prosecutor, Jay Catsby, to investigate the allegations with total 
bias and to find Darnell guilty of having done all that the rumors suggest he 
has done, so that he may be stripped of his Mouse Hunting Championship Titles, 
suspended for 50 games, and made to surrender his hindquarters to the 
Commissioner for further sniffing.  For his part, Jay Catsby has pledged not to 
look the other way, and posed for several photos looking the other way, just to 
get it out of his system before he issued his foregone conclusions as to 
Darnell's guilt. (Photo 3) 
 
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