CPR 3-15-2012 LADY EMMA AGAIN ATTEMPTS DRAMATIC MEDIATION BETWEEN HISTORICAL  ENEMIES. AGAIN. AND ANSWERS HER CRITICS, AGAIN. AND CLAIMS NOT TO BE A DUCK. AGAIN.

Encouraged by Pharoah's willingness to donate his winnings from the Eating Tournament to Libby's favorite charity, and stung by the criticism of her administration's inability to broker peace between the 540 Pets, Lady Emma, as Head Pet, had a sit down with both Pharoah and Libby, separately, of course, to try to resolve the issues between them.  First, Lady met with Pharoah, on the heels of her announcement of the Eating Tournament seeding, and gave him her best politician's smile.  (Photo 1).  Lady proposed expanding Libby's dry food eating area on the North Kitchen Counter, and pushing back the Boys' Breakfast Club counter space to the south of the De-Culinarized Zone (the so called DCZ).  Pharoah had no problem with ceding the territory, so long as Libby lifted her morning  blockade of the wet  food bowls.  Lady then took the proposal to Libby, who had no idea what lady was talking about. (Photo 2). In fairness, Pharoah had no idea either, and just said he agreed so Lady would leave him alone and let him nap. (Photo 3).  Nevertheless, Lady was encouraged, and pronounced her efforts a success, saying she had answered the critics of her domestic policy, and the nay sayers that insisted the continuing rift between Libby and Pharoah would doom her administration, and make her a Lame Duck Head Pet.  Said Lady:  " I don't walk like a duck, I don't quack like a duck, hence, I am not a duck".

SPONSORED BY THE LADY EMMA PET PEACE INITIATIVE.  NO CRYING FOWL, JUST COOING DOVES. OF PEACE.