Wednesday, September 12, 2012

CPR 9-12-2012 HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION-- LIBBY THE CAT

As the Ambassador Jay Catsby continues to await word from Professor Villars (and he now has been  waiting for well over 40 naptimes, time being measured in Catsby's Imperial realm   in units whose length corresponds to the average amoount of time the Emperor Catsby remains at rest, , the basic increment being a burst of inactivity approximately fifty minutes long) the CPR returns to the theme of how the pets spent their summer vacation,. Libby for her part spent her summer as Lady Emma's amanuensis, acting as Lady's personal secretary, always within "paw's reach" to perform any command and to record her Executive Orders. It was actually a pretty easy job, as Lady's main rival for power, Jay Catsby, was away at Ambassador School, and Pharoah, Catsby's main henchman, spent most of his time riding bare back on a leather armchair and snuggling on the towels at the High Shelf Club.  There was Darnell to deal with, but he had his own summer adventures, as we will soon learn in one of our next  updates on the pet summer activities.  The photos attached show Libby doing her job with her usual panache, aplomb, and slavish devotion to Lady.  .
SPONSORED BY EXECUTIVE ORDER NUMBER 14, THE TRUSTED RETAINER NO TAX LIBBY LOOPHOLE FOR AMANUENSISES AND AMANUENSISSYS  ORDER.