CPR 5-1-2012 TENSION MOUNTS AS ELECTION RESULTS TRICKLE IN

Watching the election returns has been harrowing for Catsby. Although he professes to have no favorites, when the networks projected Gracie as the winner due to Virginia having voted for her twice, he paced back and forth, drawing Darnell's attention, fretting aloud.  " I can't believe I will be stuck with Gracie as my Empress" he grumbled to Darnell.  "Oooh" Darnell teased, "Maybe you'd like to have that cute little Elsie the Scottish Fold! At least you wouldn't have to pin back her ears!" Well, Darnell hit a sore spot.  Apparently Catsby really likes Elsie, and he was hoping she'd win.  "I'll pin your ears back, Darnell!" Catsby cried. (Photo 1). He grabbed Darnell and was prepared to pound-it-tate him (Photo 2) until Darnell said, "Relax Catsby.  Life is too short.  Let's take time to smell the lilacs." So Catsby and Darnell repaired to the foyer, where after smelling the lilacs, they proceed to knock over and bust the foyer lamp.

Some of you still have not voted. Why are you tormenting Catsby so? Vote now.  Hint: (he's got a thing for Elsie)

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