CPR 3-22-2012 PEACE IN OUR TIME
Daily readers of the CPR may have noticed that there was no CPR yesterday. This was not due to your reporter's laziness, or need for sleep, as some may think, but is attributable to the fact that at press time a tense, all night mediation was being conducted by Lady Emma's peace envoy, Daisy the Cat. Daisy successfully brought historical enemies Libby from Weepy Eyelandia and Pharoah from the Pussies' Republic of Snow Bengalia to the negotiating table (or rather the negotiating black leather recliner) where they went back to back, butt to butt, and belly to belly (Photos 1,2, and 3). The successful negotiating session was a major public relations coup for Lady
Emma's Head Pet administration, and answered her critics that her administration was doing little to promote peace among the pets. "Ha!" said Lady Emma to her critics " Ha! Let those of you who have criticized the domestic policy of my administration eat cat turds! (Which I have, and which are actually quite delicious, particularly when rolled in kitty litter.) When it was pointed out that Daisy the Cat, sister of the late, great Sainted Goliath, did all the work, and that it hardly seemed fair that Lady Emma should claim all the credit, Lady retorted: "Ha! To the Victims Belong the Soils!" which possibly made no sense at all, but had Darnell nodding his head in agreement.
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Emma's Head Pet administration, and answered her critics that her administration was doing little to promote peace among the pets. "Ha!" said Lady Emma to her critics " Ha! Let those of you who have criticized the domestic policy of my administration eat cat turds! (Which I have, and which are actually quite delicious, particularly when rolled in kitty litter.) When it was pointed out that Daisy the Cat, sister of the late, great Sainted Goliath, did all the work, and that it hardly seemed fair that Lady Emma should claim all the credit, Lady retorted: "Ha! To the Victims Belong the Soils!" which possibly made no sense at all, but had Darnell nodding his head in agreement.
SPONSORED BY DAISY THE CAT'S HAIR CHEWING AND PEACE BROKERING SALONS. COME UP FOR A CLIP AND AN EQUITABLE DIVIDE.
