CPR 4-23-2012 BEVY OF FELINE  BEAUTIES CAUSES CATSBY TO REACH NEW HEIGHTS OF  INDECISIVENESS

More photos of Empress candidates were sent home to 540 Paddock Avenue for Catsby's review, and now that he is becoming acquainted with the wide variety of feline breeds, he is becoming paralyzed by his inability to choose between them. Photo 1 shows a sweet Scottish Fold named Elsie. Catsby thinks this kitty looks sweet, but he is concerned she will not be able to hear his commands ("Elsie! Come here and lubricate my trousers!") and respond in a timely manner. Photos 2 and 3 are of a breed called Munchkin cats. Munchkin cats are called munchkin cats because of their short stubby legs. Photo 2 is of a munchkin called Carly. Photo 3 is of a Munchkin called Sylvette. Catsby likes the idea of an Empress who would not be able to out run or out leap him, particularly during the morning race to the breakfast bowl. Because of his franco-philism, he also likes the name Sylvette. However, he is concerned that an Empress with short stubby legs may lack the stature that the Ruler of an Empire might need to command the awe and envy of his subjects. Well, readers, again, Catsby will be counting on your votes to guide him in his decision, even if he exercises his feline prerogative to pretend to be indifferent to your praise or recommendations. Perhaps you can persuade Catsby that its not the length of the leg that counts; its the leg of the length. Or as they say in Napoleonic french--"Ce n'est pas la taille de la jambe; il est si vraiment vous pouvez l'utiliser pour donner un coup de pied à votre ennemi dans la tête" (It is not the size of the leg, it is whether you can use it to kick your enemy in the head)