CPR RIOTOUS ASSEMBLY QUELLED

Word had reached Lady Emma's Head Pet Administration that the boys--Jay Catsby, 
Pharoah, and Darnell-- were meeting to discuss again to discuss the launch of 
their magazine, PAWBOY,  Lady Emma, as Head Pet, is also in charge of the 540 
Paddock Peace Forces, and her informants suggested there could potentially be a 
Riotous Assembly which might need to be Quelled by Lady's Forces of Reason, as 
she likes to refer to her army, navy, and marines, a/k/a Libby the Cat. So Lady 
showed up to monitor the meeting. (Photo 1) Sure enough, when Pharoah again 
floated the idea that the magazine should be renamed, this time as "PHAROAH 
ILLUSTRATED",  Jay Catsby haka chanted his disagreement,(Photo 2)  which led to 
Pharoah challenging Jay Catsby to step outside, (Oh yeah, you can't, can you? 
You're an indoor pussy, Pussy!), which of course led to the further 
in"fur"iation of Catsby (Photo 3), and nearly to a full fledged Riotous 
Assembly!  .  Fortunately, by reason of Lady Emma's prophylactic presence, she 
was able to summon her Forces of Reason,Libby, who Quickly Quelled the Riotous 
Assembly by hosing down the Boys with High Powered Hisses. 
 
SPONSORED BY LADY'S FORCES OF REASONS.  LADY EMMA WANTS YOU! 

CPR 3-19-2012 RIOTOUS ASSEMBLY QUELLED