CPR 3-26-2012 RETRO MONDAY ON A RETRO MONDAY, WITH A POLITICAL TWIST

For a change of pace, the CPR thought it would return Retro Monday to Monday, making it a Truly Retro Retro Monday on a Monday, instead of the sleeker, paradigm shifting Retro Monday on a Wednesday that some subscribers have come to experience in less than retro fashion, insisting that it is either behind or ahead of the true Retro event, and hence confusing when it comes to figuring out how to dress when reading it.  The subject of today's Retro Monday on a Monday event is Jay Catsby.  Lady Emma's Head Pet Campaign Manager, Libby the Cat, who also serves as Lady Emma's Minister of Propaganda, er, rather, her Press Agent, has provided the attached photos with the following commentary:  Photos 1, 2, and 3:  The Young Jay Catsby is seen stalking a Dove, which is a metaphor for Catsby's approach to the Peace Process.  Unlike Lady Emma, whose emissaries (Daisy the Cat) have successfully mediated a cease fire to the hostilities between household pets, Jay Catsby wants war, and conflict, because only by provoking conflict can achieve his nefarious aims of ruling the Pet World, and destroying the democatracy established at 549 Paddock Avenue.  Note that in the photo the Dove is brown, because before stalking it, Jay Catsby dragged it through the mud, in a metaphorical attempt to tarnish Lady Emma's diplomatic triumphs.  (Of course the photo was taken before Jay Catsby had any dreams of empire, or any mastery of metaphors, but let's not let the facts get in the way of Lady Emma's political agenda.  The CPR reports, and Lady Emma directs you to the truth.) The photos also show Catsby attacking the mud besmirched Dove of Peace, wrestling with it, and proving even in his young kittenhood his bellicosity and meglomania. (More aptly termed "meow-glomania").

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