CPR 4-27-2012 STUFFED BUNNIES PROTEST EXCLUSION FROM EMPRESS BALLOT

The early results of the Empress Primary are in, and it is shaping up to be a close race, with votes having been received by Libby the Cat, and the Munchkins, Carly and Sylvette.  But there has been rioting on Paddock Avenue, as the stuffed bunnies pictured in the attached photos initially attempted to stage a peaceful protest against their exclusion from the ballot, but when they learned the transgendered Blue Bow Tied Bunny was not only included on the ballot, but a prominent human was politicking her on his/her behalf, they took to the street and began setting fire to cat poop wrapped in newspapers and ringing doorbells and then running away.  This is a scene that becomes uglier, or at least less pretty, by the hour.  To appease the stuffed animals, we would like our readers to know that the stuffed bunnies are now on the ballot for Empress.  They are, from left to right, in Photo 1, Bebe Bunny, Babbette Bunny, and Bambi Bunny.  Vote for your favorite, and make Paddock Avenue safe again for answering a doorbell.