CPR 4-13-2012 PETS RETURN FROM VACATION; CATSBY POOPS OUT

The CPR is pleased to resume publication following an extended Holiday Break, during which the pets went to Disney World in Orlando Florida. Actually, all the pets except Jay Catsby went to Disney World in Florida;  Jay Catsby went to the Disney World in France, in keeping with his Napoleonic Obsession.  While in Orlando, Daisy, Pharoah, Gracie, Libby, Darnell, and Lady went to a water slide park.  Attached are photos of Lady Emma drying herself off in a towel after going down one of the slides.  Curiously, the benches situated alongside the slides in the park tend to look like the reclining arm chair at 540 Paddock.  Catsby, left on his own at Disney World in France, unfortunately was unable to curb his appetite for french fries, and ate so much his anal glands became impacted.  He had to cut his vacation short so he could return home to see his private physician, Dr. Souza, at East Side Veterinary Clinic, who had to perform a sophisticated and delicate procedure with a pet sized surgical plunger to unblock Catsby's french fry stuffed orifaces. As orifaces blocked while travelling overseas and ingesting french fries are excluded from coverage under Catsby's Petropolitan administered health plan, the whole adventure in France became quite the expensive boondoggle, and resulted in the need to economize by calling the other pets home early from Florida.  This has not made Catsby very popular, and Darnell in particular was quite upset, having actually  been pulled off in the middle of his ride on Space Mountain to be put on a plane and sent home.   But he's young, and there will be other holidays.  In fact, a major one is coming up tomorrow, a very special one indeed, one that warrants an extra special edition of the Pet Report. Stay tuned!

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