CPR 3-23-2012 THE EMPEROR CATSBY DEMOTES PHAROAH FOR HIS PUBLIC RELATIONS FAUX PAW

The Emperor Catsby was angered by what he viewed as the disloyalty of Pharoah in allowing himself to be photographed by the CPR making peace with Libby.  (Photo 1 of Catsby being very very angry).  "Everyone knows the media is in the tank for Lady Emma and her administration" Catsby complained. "Those photographs went out to the pet world, and now pets in the regions to be conquered, er, rather, ruled by me, will think that Lady is somehow competent to be in charge."  Catsby decided to exile Pharoah to the basement at 540 Paddock to teach him a lesson, but he needed a second in charge. To that end, he attempted to cajole Darnell into waking up and paying attention. (Photo 2).  "Wake up Darnell" Catsby growled. " I need you to serve as my Chief of Staff!"  Darnell woke up and wanted to know if the position came with a parking spot. "What do you mean a parking spot? You don't drive a car!"  "Not yet" said Darnell, "But Pharoah says he has an in with Virginia, and that he can get her to give him the keys to the Mustang any time he wants.  He's going to teach me to drive"  Well, that did it for Catsby. (Photo 3)  " You two are giving me a headache.  Go park yourself in the cellar with Pharoah and stay there until you are ready to rule the world with me! And maybe, maybe, when you have re-ordered your priorities, I will let you drive one of my tanks."  Darnell happily trotted off to join Pharoah in the cellar, as he didn't know about any ordering of priorities (Is ordering a priority like ordering a pizza, he wondered) but the idea of driving a tank sure excited him.

SPONSORED BY THE PET MEDIA THAT'S IN THE TANK FOR LADY EMMA.  JUST WAIT UNTIL DARNELL GETS BEHIND THE WHEEL OF THAT TANK AND FINDS OUT WHO HIS REAL BOSS IS!