CPR 3-28-2012 THE CAMPAIGN FOR THE CORONATION OF CATSBY AS EMPEROR EXPRESSES ITS OUTRAGE OVER MISCHARACTERIZED KITTEN PHOTOS

The Campaign for the Coronation of Jay Catsby as Emperor (Jay Catsby, Treasurer) was outraged over yesterday's characterization of Catsby's Kitten Photos as signifying a metaphorical bellicosity and meowglomania on the part of the Young Catsby.  Said the Campaign, through its Spokes Cat, Jay Catsby:  "Number one, those photos of me playing with a bird are not photos of me playing with a bird, clearly I am playing with my favorite kitten toy, my stuffed mongoose, Monty, and the attempt to deceive CPR readers into thinking I am playing with a Dove that has been dragged through the mud is pre-pussy-posterous." (See Photo 1, Catsby expressing his pre-pussy-posterousness). "Number Two, this preconceived, flimsily packaged narrative that somehow I plan on seizing power like my idol Napoleon, instead of having power handed to me by an admiring Pet World, is nothing more than a hatchet job orchestrated by a desperate Head Pet Administration; the panicked product  of paid  feline PR  flacks and canine PR hacks beholden to a corrupt and incompetent Pet Government." (See Photo 2, Jay Catsby, totally remonstrative). "Lastly, these shameful feeble media attacks by Lady Emma through the Pet Media are as ineffective as they are ill conceived.  Nothing will de-rail my destiny. As my hero famously noted at the Battle of Montereau, "Craignez pas mes amis. La balle qui me tuera doit encore être jetée! " (Fear not my friends. The bullet that will kill me has yet to be cast!")  (Photo 3, Catsby speaking french)

SPONSORED BY NAPOLEON, THE THEME PARK, opening in the Village of Montereau, France, in February 2014, on the 200th
Anniversary of the Battle of Montereau