CPR 4-25-2012 CATSBY CALLED OUT BY SELF PROCLAIMED EMPEROR OF THE SOUTH

Catsby was a bit shaken by  a message and two photos forwarded to him from the Carroll County Cat Show.  The message was from a cat who proclaimed himself to be "The Emperor of the South",(Photos 1 and 2) and who warned Catsby in no uncertain terms to lay off his women. "See here, Yankee Cat, if you all know what's good for you, you better lay off my women -- Elsie, Tonya, Sylvette, Carly, Abbie, and Dots (short for Dorothy). They are all spoken for, well, meowed for, at least."  Catsby had to admit that this so called "Emperor of the South" was a handsome fellow, but not nearly as charismatic as he, Catsby, was, and to prove his point, he had your reporter pull out from the archives one of his charismatic head shots (Photo 3) , to be e-mailed back to this presumptuous imposter, and to his ladies, so they could see for themselves who was the most handsome of the exotic short hairs, and who most deserved to wear the crown of Emperor.

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