CPR 3-28-2012 CATSTITUTIONAL CHALLENGE TO EMMACARE

Justice Gracie Sotomeow, who has been known to gossip injudiciously about Lady Emma behind her back, was seen by your reporter conferring with Jay Catsby on the windowsill (Photo 1), not where judicial business is generally conducted. As our longtime readers know, all judicial business in the Pet World is supposed to take place on top of refrigerators, the so called "High Courts".   Of course, Jay Catsby, the prominent Catstitutional lawyer, has challenged the catstitutionality of Lady Emma's administration's "EmmaCare", the provisions of which impose a penalty on all pets who are delinquent on their innoculations.  (Of course, the penalty for the delinquent innoculations is probably the least controversial aspect of "EmmaCare";  the most controversial aspect was the formation of "Neutering Panels", which oversaw the forcible neutering of Household Pets. Regrettably the catstitutional challenge to the panels came too late to help any of the 540 Pets, most recently and particularly, Darnell.)   After Jay Catsby, in his capacity as Justice Sotomeow's law clerk, explained to Justice Sotomeow what her ruling on the Lawyer Jay Catsby's challenge to Emmacare should be, Justice Sotomeow immediately ran to Lady Emma to tell her what Jay Catsby had decided she should rule (Photo 2), which of course violated the ex parte prohibition on the otherwise permissible conflict of interest provisions of the Justice Sotomeow court.   When your reporter challenged Justice Sotomeow on her breach of judicial ethics, she attempted to straight arm (or straight paw) your reporter.  (Photo 3).  Either that, or she was offering her paw for a spread in PawBoy Magazine.

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