CPR-5-4-2012 WHO WAS THAT MOUSE ANYWAY?

Darnell's publicist (Photo 1, shown here with a spray of lilacs which he claims his client received from President Obama) is now claiming that the mouse captured Wednesday night was actually Mousama Bin Laden, the noted Mouse Terrorist.  Darnell again is shown accepting congratulations from Dominic, and Pharoah is again shown expressing his opinion of this latest variation of the mouse catching story. (Photo 3).  "You would think a 540 pet had never captured a mouse before" he said derisively, " I don't know why Dominic encourages him."

The 540 PADDOCK AVENUE household is on alert, fearing mouse reprisals. Perhaps from the Mouse-lim Brotherhood.  The household may need an enforcer, perhaps a big watchdog, like Harper.

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CPR 5-4-2012 SPECIAL EDITION--THURSDAY CPR ON A FRIDAY, DARNELL THE GREAT MOUSEHUNTER

Darnell reaped in the accolades the day after he, single handedly, he claims, to have captured the great track star Mousain Bolt (pronounced "Mouse-sain"), who apparently had chosen Virginia's bedroom as his training facility.  According to Darnell's publicist, the initial report, that the mouse was simply seeking help because his car had broken down,  was mistaken.  "This was no ordinary mouse" said the publicist, speaking from behind the blinds in the family room, and looking incredibly like Darnell himself (Photo 1), "This was Mousain Bolt, whose incredible world record shattering speed and scurry-ness  made him impossible for a cat to catch.  Until now. Until he met his match Darnell, the Great Mouse Hunter."  When Dominic, Darnell's master, heard the news about Darnell's great triumph over the arrogant Mousain, he returned from Schenectady to pose for a congratulatory photo.  (Photo 2). However, in perhaps a case of sour grapes, some of the other pets were less impressed with Darnell's victory.  "Mousain Bolt, please" yawned Pharoah, indifferently (Photo 3) "That was just an ordinary field mouse.  The real challenge is in capturing moles.  You really have to dig to get at one of those suckers.  Can you dig it?"

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