Friday, March 16, 2012

CPR 3-16-2012 MALE CATS LAUNCH MAGAZINE--"PAWBOY"


Catsby had a great idea at breakfast today which he shared with his enterpreneurial  partner Pharoah.  (Photo 1) "Why don't we start a soft core cat's photo magazine, featuring sensuous photos of our paws?" he suggested to Pharoah.  "Let's have Darnell, with his Union College economics background, run a few numbers, and see if we can make it work, money-wise. We know there's a market.  Look at the huge number of visitors to the blog." Darnell shortly thereafter did a few rudimentary calculations, and determined it was a go."There's no reason, based on my market research" said Darnell, "That we can't parley some photos of our exquisitely created paws, in a classy full color magazine format, into paid appearances at pet food stores, grooming parlors, even those hair chewing salons run by Daisy the Cat.  We could call it 'PAWBOY MAGAZINE", maybe open up 'Pawboy Clubs', sell t-shirts, keyrings, etcetera."  Pharoah was all in favor of the idea, and suggested he pose for the first photo spread, as he clearly had the most magnificent paws (as many of our readers have commented upon). (Photo 2 and 3). "The only aspect of this that confuses me," said Catsby, " Is the selling part.  I get the t-shirt, keyring tie-ins, but what's an etcetera, and how do we sell it."  Well there are times when Catsby's lack of a formal education does handicap his business schemes, but fortunately for him, and the success of the Jay Catsby & Pharoah Publishing Company (It's Motto: All the Mews that's Fit to
Print"), they now have Darnell the Cat, with his several weeks of Union College education, to run the financial end of things.