Thursday, February 16, 2012



CPR 10-12-2011 THIS ISN'T OVER YET CATSBY

Rumors abounded (not unlike Tigger in Winnie the Pooh) today that Justice Silvio 
Scatia would issue his opinion tomorrow, when your reporter visits Cabbage Hill 
and is able to photograph him on top of his refrigerator, or rather, bench.   
The hold up in the issuance of his opinion has apparently been that lately the 
Justice has not looked his best, due to the flea infestation that has rocked 
Cabbage Hill. Justice Scatia was said to be scratching his head while reading 
Justice Sotomeow's decision, although he may have just  been scratching his head 
because of the flea infestation. However, according to Justice Scatia's clerk, 
Miss Ginny (Justice Scatia finds it useful to have human input into his decision 
making, particularly input in the form of being fed), Justice Scatia is 
concerned about the appearance of im-pet-priety, which is different in his view 
than the appearance of impropriety, or im-pup-priety, which is okay, since dogs 
don't deserve even handed, or even pawed, treatment, being an inferior species 
than cats.  But of course Justice Scatia's views regarding dogs were covered 
fairly thoroughly in Part One of his decision. See CPR 10-4-2011.Nevertheless,  
Lady Emma and Pharoah were somewhat encouraged by the rumors, and met together 
in the chair in the kitchen (Photo 1) to discuss whether it would be a good idea 
to send a gift basket to Justice Scatia before he issued his decision.  However, 
they were interrupted in their planning by an eavesdropping Catsby (Photo 2), 
which cut short their deliberations, and which resulted in a confused Pharoah 
thinking that he was to be delivered in the gift basket to Justice Scatia (Photo 
3).  Your reporter figures that if it keeps him from sneaking out tonight and 
stealing more laptops, there is no point disabusing him of the notion.So he can 
sleep in the basket tonight. Wimoweh. 
 
Sponsored by the Tokens.  Wimoweh. The Lion Sleeps Tonight.  




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