CPR 2-19-2012 DAISY THE CAT URGES FELLOW PETS TO UPDATE THEIR IMMUNIZATIONS

Long time subscribers to the CPR are aware of Daisy the Cat's international 
celebrity as a ski cap model, as well as her success as 
a Hair Chewing Salon Owner and Franchisor.(See CPR 10-18-2011 Profiles in 
Fur-rage, The Daisy the Cat Story) (This CPR will run as a bonus on the 
blog--calistropetreport.blogspot.com-- for those who missed it when it was first 
published).  Daisy claims to be only too familiar with the stresses and strains 
of celebrity, which she feels contributed to the tragic death of Whitney 
Houston.   Daisy says being hounded by the "pup-a-razzi" can not only lead to 
drug use and binge cat nipping, but to eating disorders.  Though Daisy isn't 
proud of it, she herself has an eating disorder,which she  struggles with to 
this day.  Daisy's particular disorder is that she cannot eat in front of the 
other cats-- she thinks they are staring at her, even though she knows they are 
in most cases only staring at her bowl of food in the hopes that she won't 
finish it all and they can scarf it down themselves. Daisy's disorder has forced 
your Reporter to feed her separately from the other pets, on the top step of the 
basement stairs, with the door closed so no one can see her. Because of her 
struggles to maintain her health, Daisy has become very conscious of the need 
for all the pets to keep their appointments at the East Side Veterinary Clinic 
so they can keep current on their immunizations.  Having lost her brother  
Goliath in the past year, she believes in early detection of pet illnesses and 
preventative care,.  She has volunteered her image for posters to be printed and 
hung at 540 Paddock Avenue.  The PR Team of Catsby and Pharoah are working on 
the poster copy, and have tentatively dubbed the campaign, "Feel Good and Look 
Good, like Daisy the Cat,. See your vet, and Darnell, time to get your balls cut 
off."  Daisy has given her approval to the first part of this message, but she 
feels the second part of the message might inhibit Darnell from going to see the 
veterinarian.  Hence, as with all Catsby and Pharoah Pet Public Relations 
campaigns, this effort remains a work, if not wreck,  in progress. 
 
SPONSORED BY EAST SIDE VETERINARY CLINIC.  FEEL GOOD, LOOK GOOD, LIKE DAISY THE 
CAT, AND DARNELL, TIME TO GET YOUR BALLS CUT OFF,.