CPR-5-4-2012 WHO WAS THAT MOUSE ANYWAY?

Darnell's publicist (Photo 1, shown here with a spray of lilacs which he claims his client received from President Obama) is now claiming that the mouse captured Wednesday night was actually Mousama Bin Laden, the noted Mouse Terrorist.  Darnell again is shown accepting congratulations from Dominic, and Pharoah is again shown expressing his opinion of this latest variation of the mouse catching story. (Photo 3).  "You would think a 540 pet had never captured a mouse before" he said derisively, " I don't know why Dominic encourages him."

The 540 PADDOCK AVENUE household is on alert, fearing mouse reprisals. Perhaps from the Mouse-lim Brotherhood.  The household may need an enforcer, perhaps a big watchdog, like Harper.

SPONSORED BY HOMELAND SECURITY, PUTTING 540 PADDOCK ON A GREY ALERT.