CPR SEPTEMBER 8TH, 2012 HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION- JAY CATSBY

CPR readers will recall, before the Great Chinese Cat Stowaway problem stole the 
headlines, that the CPR was detailing how the various pets spent their summer 
holidays.  Pharoah the Cat, the first pet so featured, spent his summer taking 
bare back riding lessons on the leather arm chair in the family room, and then 
luxuriating at the High Shelves Club.  Jay Catsby spent his summer at Ambassador 
School, following his appointment by still President Obama, learning how to deal 
with problems such whether or not to grant asylum to Chinese Stowaway Cats, and 
developing a taste for dim sum.  During most of the summer, Catsby largely (due 
to his excessive consumption of dim sum) put off preparing for his nuptials with 
his hand picked bride,  Elsie, the Scottish Fold from the Carroll County Cat 
Show. However, towards the end of the summer, Catsby finally found a moment to 
relax (Photo1) and gave a shout out  (Photo 2) to Elsie.  Well, at the beginning 
of the summer, there turned out to be a small problem with Elsie's wedding 
dress, which the milliners had apparently made several sizes too large for 
Elsie's petite frame.  This forced Elsie to eat rather extensively  for the 
balance of the summer, in order to fit into her dress, with predictable results. 
(Photo 3).  When Catsby saw how Elsie had reconfigured herself, he momentarily 
thought of suspending the nuptials, but then decided that since the dress had 
already been paid for by his Ambassador's Slush Fund, there was no sense 
abandoning his investment, and besides, he likes a kitty with a little bit of 
meat on her bones.  So the wedding is still on! CPR readers should watch for 
their invites in their e-mails! 
 
SPONSORED BY THE NEARSIGHTED ELDERLY SEAMSTRESSES OF CARROLL COUNTY MARYLAND WHO 
CANNOT MEND STRAIGHT.