Sunday, November 18, 2012

CPR 11-6-2012 PETS VOTE IN NATIONAL HEAD PET ELECTION



It was an exciting National Head Pet night, and the 540 Paddock Pets were proud 
to exercise their franchise, although Darnell mistook Lady's exhortation to 
"stuff the ballot box" and instead stuffed the "litter box".  He got a "I voted 
today!" sticker anyway. (Photo 1) Jay Catsby was asked, after he voted, to 
participate in an exit poll, and was asked what he thought of outlawing the 
participation of Spinmasters in the Head Pet election process. (Photo 2).  
Meanwhile, at Lady Emma's Campaign Headquarters, optimism reigned, as early poll 
returns showed that she had voted for herself (Photo 3).  Despite Catsby's 
unwillingness to participate in an exit polls, interviews of other pets showed 
Master Sassafras's spinning had its effect, as 57% of the pets favoring more 
naps, and 42% of the pets favoring more more naps, said that the so called 
"rationing" of naps did not affect their support of either Lady Emma or more 
naps. 
 
So many excellent photos were taken of the pets wearing their "I voted Today" 
that the Pet Election Commission has decided to delay the release of the voting 
results until tomorrow night so that more of these photos may be attached. 
 
SPONSORED BY THE GRAND GLORIOUS PAGEANT OF THE PET ELECTORAL PROCESS, WHERE THE 
PETS MAKE UP THE RULES AS THEY GO ALONG. 

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